i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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