But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize
