It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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