Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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