She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
Randomize
