Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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