Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize
