Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
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