Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Randomize
