I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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