16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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