Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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