so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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