If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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