this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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