I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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