One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I deserve this hangover.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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