is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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