Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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