id be glad to
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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