I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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