Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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