considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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