i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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