Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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