Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Randomize