she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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