Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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