she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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