Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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