i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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