Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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