so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Bring me that man meat
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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