I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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