There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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