I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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