She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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