So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
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