am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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