But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
He passed out mid-signature
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Randomize
