Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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