We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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