just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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