I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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