My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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