the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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