i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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