ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
i wish my penis had a tongue
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Randomize
