Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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