My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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