best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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