Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
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