We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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