According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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