No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
