found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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